burgrs:

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

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sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

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benemickcumberbatch:

I don’t think parents understand that the point of summer is to literally do nothing until you get so bored of doing nothing that you want to go back to school

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sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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surisburnbook:

Haven’t we all learned to roll our eyes at these moments when Beyoncé tries to pretend like she’s a normal? Come on, Beyoncé. We know you’re Beyoncé.

surisburnbook:

Haven’t we all learned to roll our eyes at these moments when Beyoncé tries to pretend like she’s a normal? Come on, Beyoncé. We know you’re Beyoncé.

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congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

dear god, let it be enough

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blasianxbri:

swiftingthrough:

legendary

wait what lmfao

blasianxbri:

swiftingthrough:

legendary

wait what lmfao

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